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Overview
Notes are hidden throughout the games. They are presumably written by Workers and children from Banban's Kindergarten. So far, Only 15 Notes have been found.
Transcripts
GoBB 1
Distraction Note
Distraction At 1
Child's Note
Dear mommy,
I am hiding in a room but i have to fight the monster
It is the only chance to make Claire like me :(
Child's Note 2
I Alone
I want to play with the hole bird but everyone left me
Everyone have party without meeeeeeee
Miss Mason see me but go
I am scared becauz hole is loud and my friends scream in it but bird is funny
GoBB 2
Child's Note 3
Dear mommy,
I am ok and Claire is ok :)
The nice jellyfish Saved us from the big bird and the evil red man.
We are going to the jellyfish's home
Me, Claire, Jellyfish
Crazed Letter
The Spider is real.
The Spider is real.
The Spider is real.
The Spider is real.
The Spider is real.
The Spider is real.
The Spider is real.
The Spider is real.
The Spider is real.
The Spider is real.
The Spider is real.
The Spider is real.
The Spider is real.
The Spider is real.
The Spider is real.
The Spider is real, and these tables won't hold it back.
Hopeless Letter
This is it.
The things we've done have finally come back to bite us.
Everyone's gone, and the whispers from the abyss just keep getting louder. I think I even saw a face or two looking up at me. We were told everything that gets thrown into the abyss dies, but it appears we were tricked.
If you're reading this, take my advice and leave. Everything here should be forgotten and erased from history.
Scared Letter
I don't know what happened.
One second they were as docile and peaceful as a kindergarten toddler and the next they were ripping the place apart. I think the loud crash might have startled them. I didn't know they were that prone to to their instincts.
Myself and the rest of the survivors are currently cornered in the main hallway. We are running low on ammunition and energy to defend ourselves. At least this cannon prop they brought here the other day is finally being put to use.
It's only a matter of time before we're left defenseless, and when we do, I hate to think about what those... things... will do to us. We're heading for the lower levels when we see an opening. Nobody's been down there in a while and it should be a safer place to wait this out. If we make it.
I must leave it at that because I am getting yelled at for writing this and not helping. Save yourself and get out of here if you can.
Rejection Letter
Dear Uthman,
I am writing you to inform you that we have received and assessed your objection to our decision regarding limiting the number of cases to conduct tests on to ten, and from ten to six.
We have collectively decided that we would not honor your request and stick with the initial decision, with the reason being that we simply cannot spare enough resources to make your lovely creations come to life if this is how much it takes.
This is especially the case considering what has already been wasted resources-wise with very, very slow progress (and especially after the misunderstanding with Case 12 and its sub cases, which cost us fortunes). We're talking one presentable case of ten in months. The customers are getting upset because we are not delivering what was promised, and getting sued right now is not in our best interest.
As much as we want this to be case, givanium does not grow on trees and our friends down south can only get so much. We understand that this might not be the news you wanted to hear but this is how it has to be. Use what you have left very carefully and see if you can have more presentable cases before the upcoming Bring-A-Friend Day.
Friendly Letter
Hey,
I just heard the news and it upsets me just as much as it upsets you, but I do feel we can turn it back around if the six we proceed with turn out well. In fact, we have to turn it back around if we want our little secret down in the basement to stay a secret. Zolphius can only stay asleep if nobody goes to investigate.
I think the ones we should drop are the spider, the frog, and the snail.
The spider honestly gives me the creeps, and if it gives me the creeps, it's going to give children the creeps.
The frog's only purpose is be the police in town, but if there is no bad guy to catch, there is no need for police.
I was torn between the green guy and the snail for the last one. I like the snail more, but I feel it won't be any hyperactive child's favorite, so let's drop that one.
But hey, at least we were offered to have them drawn on the walls to "not let them be forgotten".
Cheer up :-)
Escape Letter
This is bad. This is very bad.
I just revised the architecture behind the ball pit, and it's a miracle this thing hasn't yet collapsed.
The thing can barely support the amount of children we have enrolled in the kindergarten. We're having double that tomorrow. Something really bad is going to happen, and we need to be as far away from here as humanly possible when it does. We've been on the bad side of the wrong people for a long time, and if we're still here when everything goes down, it will be the end of us both. If not at the hands of angry parents, then at the hands of our superiors.
Do not bring anyone's attention to this matter unless you wish us both a big involuntary dive into the abyss.
A place like this should not exist. The stuff we've witnessed here should not exist. The casualties that will result from this catastrophe will only serve the greater good; which is shutting down this place once and for all.
I'll have a plan ready for tomorrow. Now, you just pack your things.
Banban's Note
If you read this fast enough, you might escape.
I plan to sneak up on you and hit you very hard while you are occupied with reading this note:)
GoBB 3
Confused Letter
I always knew I was an unlucky person, but this is a new standard.
I leave a bustling floor for the washroom and when I return, everybody's gone without a trace, which would've been peaceful if it wasn't for the giant bird walking around.
I doubt I can keep this quiet for much longer. My breaths are getting very heavy.
What's the bird doing outside of its containment anyway? I thought they were showing off only the short purple creature because we were behind on schedule.
This is not how I imagined my end would be.
Mysterious Room Letter
If management's sense of humor is this bad then no wonder this establishment is having difficulties running a kindergarten.
They waste god knows how much resources on a prank room like this for employees to find and then complain about financial difficulties.
Even worse, it's only found on the day the world ends, so it couldn't even get out the few laughs it was supposed to get.
If we survive this, someone else needs to control our budget's priorities. But then again, whoever set this up is probably gone already so this would have to be done anyway.
Wait... What if this entire thing is a prank by management and everyone is actually okay? This is my chance to become popular around this place, and I'd better not waste it!
Child's Note 4
Dear mommy,
the nice Jellyfish is very strong! He carried everyone to here!
But Miss Mason hates him and i don't know why.
Concerned Letter
I started doing my own research on the side regarding our decision.
We really should've thought this through better. We didn't think about any long-term consequences.
We are very selfish; He was never going to be normal, and assuming we could even get him out of this place with his size, what was next?
What house would he fit in? What school would accept him? What government would allow us to keep this abomination around? Let me answer you, none.
We haven't even seen what he's capable of when he's scared or angry. I don't want to imagine the consequences.
Not to mention how dangerous it is to keep him around those other monstrosities; He plays with them like they're toys, throwing and commanding them around and everything!
Sometimes life denies you beautiful gifts, and we should've accepted that. But we're doing the right thing here, and I'm proud of us both.
GoBB 4
Child's Note 5
Dear mommy,
We just had the best party EVER!!
Me, Claire, Miss Mason
Betrayal Letter
This is a nightmare. It has to be.
I thought I was ready to witness the things down here, but I was severely mistaken. They said the training would be enough...
I have felt betrayed and I have felt scared, but never both at the same time. I should have never put my life in my coworkers' hands.
I have been left behind as they ran away like the cowards they are... And now I am left to talk to a piece of paper.
What was that screaming coming from above and what on earth was that thing that approached us?
It was almost like nothing but a massive floating face... The training manual said nothing about that, and definitely nothing about the giggles that seem to get closer and closer to me. Am I going insane?
Fascinated Letter
What was I thinking coming down here? I could've just hid in a locker or an isolated room or something...
But you know what, paper? I am content. When I die here (and I have accepted that it's a matter of when not if), at least my mind will be at ease. I have finally gotten the answer to a question that had me sleepless for weeks.
I finally know what's down here, and given that I will probably never sleep again even if I somehow miraculously make it out alive after what I have witnessed, I am content.
Whatever this establishment was hired to find out about Gv, I doubt they ever thought it would involve their workers getting eaten by giant clay animals...
Secretive Letter Part 1
Hey,
I'm starting to like this system of communication.
It's hard to do what we want to do without speaking to each other in private for a suspicious amount, and you know how they handle suspicious in this place.
What I don't like is having to sometimes leave our messages at this floor. As much as I understand that it is necessary sometimes, I just can't help but feel watched down here...
Anyway, I have collected the data of all the children currently enrolled in the kindergarten and left them at your desk. I've marked my preferred genome donors and you do the same on the sheet.
We can then exclude any students that aren't marked by the both of us and then from the smaller pool of candidates, we pick one to proceed with.
Secretive Letter Part 2
Hey,
Just got word that the Lower Level Transport Team will be coming down here in the coming days, so it's best we cease communication until they do. If someone finds these letters, you and I are done for.
I have filtered out the candidates that are not marked by both of us, which has left us with three candidates. This is a crucial decision for you and me, and there's no going back after we choose, so we'd better pick wisely.
It's a miracle that management has left these lower floors the way they are. There's too many opportunities for people who have been denied the beautiful gift of raising children, just like ourselves.
Once that's over with, we can decide on which lucky creation we decide to get out of this mess and grant a better life.
My personal preference would be someone that speaks more than one language. That's sure to make an incredibly hard life somewhat easier.
List of Jokes
I must practice. Practice makes perfect!
List of jokes:
- A kangaroo, a jellyfish, and a toad walk into a bar...
That's it. None of them actually walk.
- How did the jellyfish get to the sea floor?
They took the jelly-vator,
- What do you call a surgery being performed by a kangaroo?
A hop-eration.
They're all terrible... Am I the joke?
GoBB 6
Child's Note 6
Dear mommy,
We will not talk to the face like Miss Mason said!
Party, Me, Claire, Scared Miss Mason
Letter of Defeat
The criminals have won.
They gained my trust... They had me believe they were deliverers of justice alongside me...
Only to then throw me down here like filth as soon as they deemed me not up to their standards. Those rats will pay...
All criminals will pay.
All criminals will pay.
All criminals will pay.
From here on out, there is no more letting my guard down, and no more tricking me.
From here on out, there is no authority but me.
GoBB 7
Child's Note 7
Dear mommy,
Where are you?
I miss you :(
The jellyfish is gone too.
Every one is scared
Claire, Me, Scared Miss Mason, Face
Boastful Note
I knew this day would come.
Given my situation, there are a million other things I could be doing right now, and yet some strange force inclines me to write my thoughts down.
Despite my predicament, I am not disappointed. No, I am glad.
It is finally time to show the world the true extent of my skills. I am more than just a machine for animal manufacturing.
It is time to put my masterful contingency plans to use. Too bad my only audience will be my own children, which I doubt will have the right quantity of appreciation for the intricacy of my plans.
It is now up to me to lead these poor souls to salvation.
Have I gone insane?
Letter About Growth Rate
We really need to talk about this.
He's growing at a rate that's far greater than we anticipated...
But the size is the least of my concerns. As he grows in size, so will the chance of him getting discovered for other reasons.
His crying will become louder and the rumbles he makes every time he moves will become more noticeable.
He is also maturing fast, and soon what little distractions we give him will not keep him quiet while we're not around. What child can bear being away from their parents from too long?
I think we need someone to look after him while we're away. There are many abandonded materials lying around down here, so I'll get started with those.